When Johnny Comes Marching Home

Someone was nice (and crazy) enough to invite me to attend this event with him. Can this end well for anyone involved? Please note how serious the organizers of this event are in their invitation/reminder email. Yikes.

-----Original Message-----
From: Johnnie Walker Gold Label Pleasures of the Palate
Sent: Mon 5/16/2005 11:23 AM
To: [redacted]
Subject: Event Reminder: Johnnie Walker Gold Label

We look forward to seeing you at the Johnnie Walker Gold LabelPleasures of the Palate event on:

Date: Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Cocktail Reception begins promptly at: 8:30 PM
Venue: The Westin Philadelphia
Address: 17th & Chestnut At
City: Philadelphia

We'll be serving cocktails, hors d'oeuvres, and featuring a refinedevening of sharing, Johnnie Walker Gold Label, and luscious dessertsat this completely complimentary event.

You and your guest must be 21 or older with a valid photo ID to attendthe event.

Seating is limited and admission is not guaranteed. Please be prompt. The presentation begins 30 minutes after the startof the cocktail reception. Consumers arriving after the presentationbegins will not be seated.

This invitation is non-transferable.