I Couldn't Make This Shit Up
By way of background, Elton John just came on the radio at work. "Bennie and the Jets." The resulting conversation took place:
Sandy: Shit, I always said Elton John should have been born black.
Zach: He's gay, that's pretty close.
S: Elton John is GAY? You're kidding me!
Z: [stunned silence]
S: Well, I guess I should have known. I just saw on the news he's getting one of those same-sex marriages.
Z: Yeah, only the gays are interested in that.
S: I may not be too quick, but I can break it down.
Sandy then starts to sing "Bennie and the Jets" and, indeed, breaks it down as promised.
S: Shit, you know who else should be black? The Doobie Brothers.
"Right Here Waiting" by Richard Marx comes on the radio. Sandy continues to sing "Bennie and the Jets."