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Check your thighs in the mirror, ma. I'm done.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Hunan Relations

The last 2 times I ate Chinese food, the cookies dealt me these fortunes:

*Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.*

*Our first and last love is...self-love.*

Am I so transparent that even cookies know that I am a naive, yet paranoid, chronic masturbator? You don't have to answer that.


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