Flux capacitors must be back in, because I just got a message on Friendster from Pocahontas. It read, as such:
Message: heyya, saw you online and just wanted to drop ya a msg. i just recently got some pictures of me online (besides here on friendster;)
u can see them at sexywebcams4you.com/poca
msg me back when you get a chance
Besides the fact that girlfriend looks like Linda Rondstadt on the dollar coin, I could never engage in a truly serious relationship with anyone who spells so poorly. Plus, her pictures on her friendster profile were not very representative of the Native American Culture. However, I imagine the webcam she has set up is to offer insight into the strong traditions of the Powhatan culture. We palefaces need all the help we can get. For example, the only scalping I have done lately is with concert tickets. Zing!
At the very least I would hope her webcam experience would include a little John Rolfe, if you catch my drift. Grrr.
I have not completely dismissed the idea of getting in touch with her, as another of my New Year's resolutions was to develop a crippling gambling addiction.
And if nothing else, I follow through on my resolve.
Oh, and hey, if you're reading this...Happy Birthday KD!