Exit Sandman

I think we have all been in this precarious position: You go out drinking the night before. You come home that night and lie in bed watching the clock tick and realize that each minute that passes by is one more that you won't be sleeping. You stumble into work, slap a security guard for amusement and then sit at your desk. You try to be productive, but as hard as you try, you just keep dozing off, hearkening back to the halcyon days of preschool naptime, dreaming of holding hands with Jude Law at a Radiohead concert. We've all been there. But maybe I am projecting.

Anyway, this site took a poll to find out what people do to stay awake at work. The answers?

1. Adderall
2. Coffee/Tea
3. Flirting with/ogling hot coworkers
4. Masturbation
5. Cocaine
6. Take a nap
7. Downloading music/movies
8. Drink Red Bull
9. Take a walk outside
10. Self-injury (i.e. giving oneself paper cuts)

It sounds like the best place to work in the history of America!