Her Heart Will Go On

"When i want to watch, like the rest of the world, I turn on the television. And those people are still there."

Thus spake Celine Dion. Check out the histrionic diva from La Canadia flipping out on the Larry King show. When you're the craziest person sitting at Larry King's desk, you know you have problems.

Another gem: "You know, some people are stealing and they're making a big deal out of it. Oh, they're stealing 20 pair of jeans or they're stealing television sets. Who cares? They're not going to go too far with it. Maybe those people are so poor, some of the people who do that they're so poor they've never touched anything in their lives. Let them touch those things for once."

Thanks to JC for calling my attention to this testament in truth and gesticulation.

It's good to know that even in these times of crisis you can still count on certain things: death, taxes and Celine Dion being batshit crazy.