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Monday, September 05, 2005

Her Heart Will Go On


"When i want to watch, like the rest of the world, I turn on the television. And those people are still there."

Thus spake Celine Dion. Check out the histrionic diva from La Canadia flipping out on the Larry King show. When you're the craziest person sitting at Larry King's desk, you know you have problems.

Another gem: "You know, some people are stealing and they're making a big deal out of it. Oh, they're stealing 20 pair of jeans or they're stealing television sets. Who cares? They're not going to go too far with it. Maybe those people are so poor, some of the people who do that they're so poor they've never touched anything in their lives. Let them touch those things for once."

Thanks to JC for calling my attention to this testament in truth and gesticulation.

It's good to know that even in these times of crisis you can still count on certain things: death, taxes and Celine Dion being batshit crazy.

9 Comments:

  • At 12:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

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  • At 11:18 AM, Blogger somegirl said…

    wait...

    does this mean we have to stop talking shit about her?

     
  • At 11:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Some of us turn on our televisions, but Celine opens hers.

    CK

     
  • At 12:10 PM, Anonymous moi said…

    Let us all go to Celine's gaudy mansion and touch all of her posessions. I'm po'. I'd like 4 cases of PBR, 2 hunting rifles, and a case of Nyquill to get me through this tragedy.

     
  • At 4:38 PM, Blogger herpen8 said…

    who are you kidding?

    you're more likely to find a lifetime supply of diet pills, one thousand and one bottles of oil of olay, a middle-school level Berlitz french-english dictionary, and enough cheese curds to make the poutine to feed her husband for a whole month.

    she can't even spell PBR, much less stock it.

     
  • At 9:08 AM, Anonymous moi said…

    My bad...I didn't specify the PBR, rifles, etc wouldn't come from Miss Thang's pad, but rather the essentials most everyone seemed to be running with....again, to help them through this terrible tragedy. Taint nuttin' like opening up a Pabst with yer teeth w/ in the mornin'.

     
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