Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Yeah, it's been a while. Everyone needs a blog vacation once in a while, and I am no different.
I decided I would start up again for the summer with a more austere look. See how dark everything is now? So you know:
1. I am still employed. You hardly know anything about my employment lately, I know. But that only means that I have an arsenal of stories about people that are even crazier than at the last place I worked.
2. I miss writing, so I might actually have something to say once in a while. Maybe.
3. I hope my regular readers will be back on board. All 5 of you. You know who you are.
4. Things are going relatively well for me, so I don't have too much to complain about. I would love suggestions, though. Email me.